I'm pretty sure I've mentioned this before, but a huge and fun part of my job is running errands for my rich employers. Whenever the Missus sends me out on one of these assignments (especially if it's to Neiman's) she usually hands me her American Express card - the Black Card.
The first thing you notice about this peculiar card is that it's really, really heavy, compared to all the light-weight cards we carry around in our wallets. The second thing is it's really, really thick - to the point I worry if it will actually slide through anyone's credit card reader.
Even though I might be unshaven and dressed in old jeans and t-shirt, I can't help but notice the lifted eyebrows and attitude adjustment when I take out the Black Card and hand it to a clerk at Bergdorf's or Saks Fifth Avenue.
I'd heard whispering and rumors about the Am Ex Black Card for years of course, but wasn't sure if it truly existed or not. You see, it's not advertised and in the past it's not something you could apply for - it was by invitation only from American Express to big spenders on their traditional Green Card.
Nowadays the rules may have changed, but it's fairly out in the open this prestigious card really does exist - although the membership, both domestic and international, is reportedly quiet small.
While information about the members and the requirements to carry the card is still rather secretive, from what I can gather you must spend at least a quarter-of-a-million dollars a year on the card ($250,000) to remain a member - and there's an annual fee of $2,500.
But what's that to a billionaire?
As we all know, prestige in the world of the rich seems to be highly important. While dignity, honor and respect are harder to come by, prestige is still one of those commodities that money can easily and always buy.
Thanks for dropping in this evening.
Andrew
omg!!! I can't even imagine. It hurts every year when I have to pay the $50 for the annual fee but thanks for the laugh. I can always dream can't I?
ReplyDeleteSame here, Rita! Thanks for the comment. And yes, we can all dream...
DeleteI heard that Rita and how about the over draft and late fees???? Killing me.
ReplyDeleteMe too!!! Banks are out of control these days and need to be regulated. Thanks for commiserating with me Francine.
DeleteI tend to agree on this point, Rita and Francine. Too many banks have become predators, taking advantage in every possible way.
DeleteDear Andrew Wow wouldn't it be fun to get to use that card for just one day !!!! Oh the things I could do !!! Oh Well dreaming is fun ..... KEK
ReplyDeleteIt sure would be KEK! Straight to the nearest Ferrari dealership!
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